I'm Dyllan and I'm an addict.
Sober for 14 months
Active smoker
Mediocre poet http://dspecial.deviantart.com/
50 RANDOM THINGS
1.- If I were a fruit I'd be: An apple, never sure if it's bitter sweet or sour
2.- If I were a colour I'd be: Blue, dark blue, go figure
3.- If I were an animal I'd be: A fatcat
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be: spoon, rarely used for eating
5.- If I were a book I'd be: A history of time, bought but never read
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be: a big smelly t-shirt
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be: An ear piercing hidden behind hair
8.- If I were an object I'd be: a person
9.- If I were a car I'd be: A beat down DAF
10.- If I were an element I'd be: Water
11.- If I were a tree I'd be: An oak
12.- If I were a drink I'd be: whiskey
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be: vanilla
14.- If I were a person I'd be: troubled
15.- If I were a planet I'd be: naboo dork dork dork
16.- If I were an insect I'd be: a praying mantis (because secretly I believe)
17.- If I were public transport I'd be: A cab
18.- If I were a song I'd be: What a shame by Shinedown
19.- If I were a movie I'd be: the big lebowski (cult movie power)
20.- If I were a season I'd be: Fall (ever changing weather, but mostly downpour)
21.- If I were a flower I'd be: A poppy
22.- If I were a job I'd be: A hitman or a shoe shine boy
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be: Gundam Wing
24.- If I were a place I'd be: an open green field caressed by the sun
25.- If I were a gift I'd be: A business card
26.- If I were a memory I'd be: long forgotten
27.- If I were a city I'd be: deserted
28.- If I were a sense I'd be: the absence of sight
29.- If I were a game I'd be: Incomprehensible
30.- If I were a candy I'd be: a sour ball that hurts the roof of your mouth
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be: passing
32.- If I were an invention I'd be: a useless one
33.- If I were a bodypart I'd be: a broken toe
34.- If I were a country I'd be: at war
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be: bitter
36.- If I were a sport I'd be: chess
37.- If I were a smell I'd be: rain
38.- If I were a subject I'd be: english literature
39.- If I were a flag I'd be: half-post
40.- If I were a building I'd be: a shack
41.- If I were a month I'd be: octobre
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be: never bought
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be: chewy
45.- If I were a toy I'd be: fun for two days and then forgotten
46.- If I were a textile I'd be: itchy wool
47.- If I were a shape I'd be: random
48.- If I were a answer I'd be: incomprehensible
49.- If I were a common liquor I'd be: an empty glass too many
50.- If I were a word I'd be: Fuck
